Ariff & Amarr conversation

Movie marathon all morning with Amarr. He keep on asking everything the actors said in the movie.

"Mommy, what is WEAK"?
"What is COWARD"?

p/s: First time watching movie with kiddos. All this while only Nick Jr channel ja allowed kat rumah ni. Pray the actor tak cakap mender mengarut.. tskk.

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Daddy: Have you finish clean up your toys?
Ariff: Nearly done.

My Ariff, always make me impress with choices of words he's using.

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Ariff nak susu tak? Mommy tanya ni, Ariff nak minum susu tak?

Ariff: "I'm thinking. Hmm.. I think so"

Jawapan tu kalau kasi straight boleh dakk. Sabar ja.

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"Mommy, Ariff minum banyak air today. Now Ariff drunk"

Omgggg... my son! Mana belajau ni nakkk oii...

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When your 4 years old son request bukan2 sebelum tidur:

Amarr   : Mommy, I want some lemonade.
Me         : ??????

Selalu minta susu ja.. *Stress mak kau nakk. Mana nak cari lemon tetengah malam buta ni*

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Last nite Ariff said, "I want to be a baby again".
I asked him why. He replied, "I'm too big. Mommy cannot carry Ariff. I dont want to walk. I'm tired walking".
Aww, sayang.. u will always be my baby. I will try to carry you for as long as I can. Mommy promise.

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Serious tak suka pergi kenduri! Esp bila kiddos tak cooperative. Sikit lagi mommy nak bertukar warna hijau bila tengok Ariff duduk atas telur! "I want to keep the baby chick warm" katanya.
*headache*

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Wearing my MWM 42km finisher skirt just now, and this is what I get:

Amarr: Mommy wear skirt? Mommy nampak macam perempuan la

Me: WHAT?! (Selama ni I bukan perempuan ke? Tsk )

Then Ariff save my day.

Ariff: No lah Amarr. Mommy look like a princess.

Aww.. sweettt.

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Ariff: Mommy how to put this on (referring to his kopiah)
Me: Come here, err.. tunduk in english apa eh (talking to myself)
Ariff: You want me to duck my head?
Me: Hahaha.. yes.

His engish is better then me. Haha.

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Pakcik jual ice cream berhentikan motor tepi pantai.
Me : Ariff, do you want some ice cream (sambil tunjuk ice cream dengan cone)
Ariff : I want a popsicle.
Aku : ???? (Cakap dengan diri sendiri)  Menatang apa popsicle ni? (Ambil phone google)

Popsicle = Ice cream or water ice on a small wooden stick; "in England a popsicle is called an ice lolly"

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Baca bedtime story untuk Ariff memang kena banyak sabar. Bukan sebab dia tak suka dengar. Tapi sebab dia terlalu suka sampai paksa aku baca lebih dari 3 jenis buku untuk dia setiap malam. Demand ok. Kengkadang tu siap betulkan apa yang aku baca:

Aku: The cat love to sing and dance.
Ariff: That is not a cat. It was supposed to be a tiger.
Aku: ???!!!

Haih. Bukan ke bedtime sepatutnya buat kids tertido ke? My kids terbalik. Makin eager nak dengar cerita. Camne?

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Ariff: Amarr, leys play pretend. Ariff jadi Diego,  Amarr jadi baby Jaguar okay?
Amarr: Otey
Ariff: Baby Jaguar
Amarr: Yes?
Ariff: No, Amarr should say "rarrr rarrrr". Let's try again. Baby Jaguar?
Amarr:Rarrr raarrrrr
Ariff: Louder.
Amarr: Rawwrr rawrrrrrrr!!
Ariff: Good boy. Okay, let's go save the elephants.
Amarr: Otey. Rawwwrrr rawwwrrr.

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Suruh Ariff baca doa sebelum makan. Surprise bila hujung doa tu dia baca translation doa dalam english:

Allahumma barik lana fima razaqtana, waqina adhab-an naar.
O Allah! Bless (the food) you provided us and save us from the punishment of the fire.

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Ariff: Mommy hurry! I'm tired. I want to go home.
Aku: Ok, let's walk faster.
Amarr: Mommy look, funny faces (sambil buat mimik muka kelakar)
Ariff: Amarr, stop it! It's not funny. Hurry up!  I want to go  home.