Sunday, April 26, 2015

Conversation with Ariff - abang no.1

Ariff : I want to borrow mummy phone 
Me: Wait ya, mummy want to browse this website (showed him website maternity dress kat henfon)
Ariff: Mummy want to buy dress?
Me: Yes
Ariff: I want to look at it too (menyelit baring sebelah aku atas sofa)
Me: Ok
Ariff: That's a lot of dresses! Which one mummy want to buy?
Me: Not sure yet. Is this pretty?
Ariff: That one looks like a witch costume
Aku: Witch costume??!! (Ohhh boy. Orang lelaki dari kecik memang takde fashion sense eh?!)

Well. Maybe coz dia tengok baju tu ada macam terkoyak sana sini kot... ahaha.

Me: What about this one?
Ariff: Almost pretty
Me: That one?
Ariff: Nearly..
Me: Seems like nothing pretty for me here (suara merajuk)
Ariff: This one pretty!! Buy this one mummy!!

Hahaha... finally, nak pujuk la tu.

Me: Do u know that mummy have a baby inside my tummy?
Ariff: No. Mummy tummy is so small. Baby is big. Daddy's tummy is big!
Me: So, are u saaying daddy have baby in his tummy?
Ariff: No, daddy's tummy is purely muscle.
Me: ??? (Kembang la daddy ko nakk oi)

1 comment:

abdooss said...

Hahaha :D

Saya selalu cerita pasal Ariff kat wife saya.
Bila mula cerita, Wife saya akan potong cerita dan dia akan tanya, "Ini budak yang cakap 'Don't speak Spanish to me, mum' bila mak dia cakap BM dgn dia, tu kan?"

Hahaha