Conversation with Ariff - abang no.1

Ariff : I want to borrow mummy phone 
Me: Wait ya, mummy want to browse this website (showed him website maternity dress kat henfon)
Ariff: Mummy want to buy dress?
Me: Yes
Ariff: I want to look at it too (menyelit baring sebelah aku atas sofa)
Me: Ok
Ariff: That's a lot of dresses! Which one mummy want to buy?
Me: Not sure yet. Is this pretty?
Ariff: That one looks like a witch costume
Aku: Witch costume??!! (Ohhh boy. Orang lelaki dari kecik memang takde fashion sense eh?!)

Well. Maybe coz dia tengok baju tu ada macam terkoyak sana sini kot... ahaha.

Me: What about this one?
Ariff: Almost pretty
Me: That one?
Ariff: Nearly..
Me: Seems like nothing pretty for me here (suara merajuk)
Ariff: This one pretty!! Buy this one mummy!!

Hahaha... finally, nak pujuk la tu.

Me: Do u know that mummy have a baby inside my tummy?
Ariff: No. Mummy tummy is so small. Baby is big. Daddy's tummy is big!
Me: So, are u saaying daddy have baby in his tummy?
Ariff: No, daddy's tummy is purely muscle.
Me: ??? (Kembang la daddy ko nakk oi)